We were just leaving the South Bank exit of Waterloo underground the other night when we overtook a rather fetching young girl eating a pork pie. Now we can't recall ever having seen a girl eating a pork pie before (although they may up in the wilder, northernmost parts of Britain I suppose).
We think that a girl who eats a pork pie is probably a very good girl in all sorts of ways. Perhaps we should have sent in one of those dreadful texts that they have in London Lite: "Cute girl eating pork pie at South Bank Waterloo tube exit. Fancy some mustard?" I wonder if anyone actually comes forward and replies to them? Almost certainly not.
Anyway, here's to girls who eat pork pies. Far too many women are turning into vegetarians.