Sometimes you come across something of such simple genius that you can't imagine why no one thought of it before. Agent Triple P discovered such a thing yesterday in the form of this oblong, sliced chorizo at Waitrose. Now, Agent Triple enjoys for a light lunch, occasionally, some healthy crispread with his favourite topping: chorizo, cave-aged Emmenthal, cucumber, finely sliced tomato and sliced cornichons with mayonnaise. Up until now, getting round slices of chorizo oriented correctly on oblong crispbread has involved much fiddly cutting and placing. No longer! Oblong chorizo slices are the perfect soloution. Brilliant!