The Phantom Cloud of Doom Agent Triple P lives exactly half way between Britain's two busiest airports: Heathrow and Gatwick. He lives directly under the Heathrow-Gatwick helicopter link. You don't notice the planes usually, although often you can see them and their vapour trails if they are in one of the nearby holding stacks. The helicopter is much more intrusive, though. But now everything is quiet as the giant Icelandic cloud of volcanic ash over Britain has brought all flights to a halt.
It's spooky!
It's spooky!