Well done to the inventive but usually hopelessly uncommercial Sir Clive Sinclair (69) for marrying his finance, former Miss England and lapdancer Angie Bowness (33). Apparently, whilst staying at the Bellagio in Las Vegas the odd couple decided to get hitched in a typical local quickie ceremony. Agent Triple P can vouch for the romantic effect of the Bellagio having stayed there several times and congratulates Sir Clive on his impulsiveness and stamina!
We can be as rude as we like about Sir Clive because, it seems, he doesn't use the internet. We wonder what he does to fill his time?
Actually, we don't want to be rude to him. In fact, we are full of admiration for him!