Here, in Surrey's "Capital of Bling", one wag (that is a joker, not one of the local sporting resident's wife or girlfriend) appended a sign beneath the name sign at the approach to the village which read "twinned with Beverly Hills".
Heh, heh. The problem is that someone will think its a good idea and start to open negotiations with the Mayor of Beverly Hills. Agent Triple P has spent some time in Beverly Hills and the one thing you notice is that the roads are beautifully smooth and flat. You can tell when you cross from an adjoining municipality by the road surface quality. Not exactly the case in Elmbridge. Agent Triple P can only remember two places with worse road surfaces than here at present: Tripoli and Malta.
Sort it out!