A really much better looking scientist than usual checks for leaks in the very long pipe thingy.I see the new Large Hadron Collider (what is a large Hadron, anyway?) has conked out after springing a leak and will take months to repair. This means the end of the world/creation of a giant blackhole/opening of a Stargate/time portal generation will be put on hold.
At least we will get to see the final of Strictly Come Dancing now, after all.